June 2012
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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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saddeer:
I’m possessive over someone I don’t even have
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dietchola:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
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friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
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Careers: volunteer they said
Careers: it will be fun they said
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